Would You Like Some O.J.?

From the Chicago Tribune:

The 61-year-old Hall of Famer listened stone-faced, his wrists in shackles, as Judge Jackie Glass pronounced the sentence — 33 years behind bars with eligibility for parole after less than a third of that.

This is referring to O.J. Simpson, who apparently got some buddies to help him get back some memorabilia at gunpoint. I'm no O.J. fan, but this seems a bit harsh if you ask me. I'm glad I'm not a judge who has to make such decisions.